idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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