what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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