Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
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