chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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