hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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