So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Um that's okay I got up on the table at IHOP and terrorized the entire restaurant for a phone charger after I stole the whip cream from the kitchen and started eating it out the can
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