It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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