Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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