when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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