never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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