Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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