A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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