i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
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I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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