Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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