Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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