i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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