What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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