I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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