Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
It's official drugs can't kill me
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
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