He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
it's like that moment that you're driving and realize you're lost except instead of driving i'm just sitting here in my living room drunk, eating a plate of sausages, drinking red wine and just thinking "i'm going to be 28 this year. i know people who are married, with beautiful and well behaved children. where was the wrong turn?"
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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