He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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