If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Are my feet made of real feet?
Even my vagina gasped.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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