so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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