The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
The night went downhill when he lit her purse on fire and tried putting it out with vodka
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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