break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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