It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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