Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
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