I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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