But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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