I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Things I want for my birthday 1. a Chipotle grade tortilla steamer 2. a new liver
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I'm really busy with my period
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