How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
He offered to take me to my appointment after breakfast then kind of just sat there and watched me get a papsmier. Most awkward first date ever.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
Randomize