i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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