Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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