It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
you said youd get me home safely, you dropped me off at 9:30 last night and i just woke up on my porch.
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Randomize
