yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
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