Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
Randomize
