i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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