For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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