That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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