i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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