Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
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