i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
