But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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