New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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