Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I like complaining with weaving words and complex sentences. It makes me seem more sophisticated and less bitchy.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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