Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
True strength comes from lack of pants
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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