Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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