My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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