If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
I walked into a room this morning and someone asked how my back was because I apparently threw myself off the porch after attempting to set myself on fire. Who the fuck let drunk me play with fire?!
Better question: who the fuck planted a tree next to the porch?!
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
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