Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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