Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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