carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
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