is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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