weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
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