I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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